Alien: Hello Earthling. Thank you for conversing with me.
You:your well come.
Alien: May I ask you a few questions?
You: Ofcourse!
Alien: I have never been to earth before, can you tell me a little bit about it? What are some beautiful and interesting places I should visit?
You:Dominican Republic
You: What is your planet like?
Alien:Good and fun
Alien: You humans seem like you’re very angry with eachother. I watched people walk down the street and most people didn’t even look at eachother! Why is that?
You:They don't know each other
You: What’s it like on your planet when you walk around?
Alien:Good because it is always quiet
Alien: Why does your home country go to war with other countries?
You:They get tired of the same country
Alien: It seems to me that what you call “marshmallows” are the best thing to eat on your planet. Why do you not eat these every day?
You:It is mushy and it is soft
You: What do you eat on your planet?
Alien:nothing much
Alien: It seems to me that you do not treat earth very well. I see people throwing their trash on the ground, cutting down forests, and burning dirty coal to make electricity. Why do humans not care about earth? Is anyone doing anything about it?
You:cause we can't
